Greek Tragedy #10

Petros is rolling on the ground, with a ball between his legs and a grin across his face.

Titus: Petros, what are you doing?

Petros: I'm having a ball!

Titus: Alas!

Greek Tragedy #9

Petros stands, erect.

Titus: What are you doing? Put that away!

Petros: I am bored stiff.

Titus: Alas!

A Socio-Poetic Greek Tragedy (Greek Tragedy #8)

Petros holds a water pistol.

Enter David Miller.

Titus: Alas!

:-)

Greek Tragedy #7 // & // The Blue Drunk Bus

Titus is drinking wine. Petros enters the room.

Petros: Quit your whining, Titus!

Titus: Alas!

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Had a jolly good evening last night at the Blue Bus. Reading we had Jim Goar, Giles Goodland and John Phillips. But this is not the point. As I stumbled out of the room, I found on the sofa (which had been vacant all night) one copy of "I was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space". Stand by for a new sequence.

Greek Tragedies #4, 5 & 6

Petros is driving a car. Flowers fall out of the exhaustpipe.

Titus: Petros, what are you doing?

Petros: It's flower power man!

Titus: Alas!


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Petros is scattering leaves on the floor.

Titus: What are you doing, Petros?

Petros: I'm leaving the stage.

Titus: Alas!


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Petros reads a book.

Titus: What are you reading, Petros?

Petros: I don't know, it's all greek to me.

Titus: Alas!

Greek Tragedy #3

Petros is up to his neck in stone.

Titus: What are you doing, Petros?

Petros: I'm stoned.

Titus: Alas!

Greek Tragedy #2

Titus: Where are you going, Petros?

Petros: To the dentist.

Titus: Why?

Petros: Why it’s two-thirty.

Titus: Alas!

Greek Tragedy #1

Titus: Where are you going, Petros?

Petros: I’ll be back in a jiffy.

Petros leaves the stage, returning moments later with a jiffy bag over his head.

Titus: Alas!